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'N' by Paul Taylor

Silence Portishead
Secret Of The Shadow The Revillos
Fans Kings Of Leon
Kingfish Pies Midlake
Mr Understanding Pete & The Pirates
Vessel In Vain Smog
Rev Up The Revillos
The Decision The Young Knives
Tonight the Streets Are Ours Richard Hawley
Kitty Jay Seth Lakeman
This Mess We're In PJ Harvey Feat. Thom Yorke
If I Can't Change Your Mind Sugar
I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow The Soggy Bottom Boys
The Rock-A-Boom The Revillos
Manhattan Kings Of Leon
They Cannot Let It Expand Midlake
Cheap and Cheerful The Kills
Pioneer to The Falls Interpol
Delirious Love Neil Diamond & Brian Wilson

'U' by Paul Taylor

Horse And I Bat For Lashes
Roman Candle Bedhead
Please Stand Up British Sea Power
Monday Night Nothing Malcolm Middleton
Be Somebody Kings Of Leon
Eye Of The Needle The Divine Comedy
São Paulo Guillemots
Chinese Children Devendra Banhart
Breathless Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
A Happy Medium Malcolm Middleton
Little Boys Devendra Banhart
The Fox Nada Surf
Machine Biffy Clyro
Play The Hits Hal
The Unpredictable Landlord Bedhead
Cold Desert Kings Of Leon
The Beatles Devendra Banhart

'C' by Paul Taylor

The Rest of the Day Bedhead
Yesterday Tomorrows Tindersticks
No Lucifer British Sea Power
Furr Blitzen Trapper
Extramundane Bedhead
Halfway Home Alfie
Turn Tail The Young Knives
I'm Making Eyes At You Black Kids
People Help The People Cherry Ghost
Fledgeling Circus The Colorblind James Experience
Mykonos Fleet Foxes
Heard Somebody Say Devendra Banhart
Mansard Roof Vampire Weekend
Strange Sounds From The Basement Colorblind James Experience
Lepidoptera Bedhead
Machine Gun Portishead
Folios The New Year

DJ Chill Collinz: "More Sturm Less Drang"

  1. Rumplestiltskin - Rumplestiltskin
  2. Okay Temiz - Deniz Alti Rüzgarlari
  3. Derboukas - Danse De La Nubienne
  4. Half Man Half Biscuit - Ready Steady Goa
  5. Tesfa Maryam Kidané - Heywèté
  6. Arif Sag - Osman Pehlivan
  7. Half Man Half Biscuit - Secret Gig
  8. T2- No More White Horses
  9. Wreckless Eric - Whole Wide World
  10. Half Man Half Biscuit- Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not

    New /Old Hirundu Album: Akzidenz Grotesk (2008)

    Akzidenz Grotesk ( Lost Hirundu vol. 2)- 2008




    1. Bundle of His
    2. Abrix
    3. Show Us Your Ashtray
    4. Solange
    5. Dave Costa (Offensive Lineman)
    6. Follow
    7. Issues of The Magnet
    8. Monkey's Fist
    9. Kai Besar
    10. Arrad Foot
    11. Almonaster Road
    12. Price You Pay
    13. Pushkin Square
    14. A History of the Jews In Malta
    15. Press of Atlantic
    16. The Bartonville Agreement
    17. Never Needed Now
    18. Still River
    More info HERE

    Golf Harris: Who's Who

    John Crewdson Vocals, keyboards, guitars

    Paul Burke Guitars, vocals



    With Some Help From....

    Aran O'Carroll Drums

    Luke Wood Bass Guitar

    Justplaindave Slide Guitar

    ..... Backing band for the gigs in at The Show (Feb, 2004), Ryan's Bar and The Spread Eagle (May 2004).


    Riccardo Terranova
    Guitars, keyboards and songwriting on the first two albums and the only real genius in this story. Italian cookery expert and general aggro magnet.. Now lives in the USA.
    Previously in: The Terrifics, Rooster, Death Valley Murmurs.


    Sam Beckwith
    Lyrics on "Biggest Fan", "Disappearing Now" (Misanthropy For Beginners 1997) “End of the Season”, "5 Year Plan", “Soaked in Diesel” (..The Ifs And Buts That Changed The World 2000).Previously In: Cosmonaut, The Candy Shrimps. Helped start this web site. Regular contributor to stumpymoose.com

    Andy Taylor
    Played Bass on Bruce Lietzke (2003)
    Currently in: Sinister Footwear

    Adam Scholes
    Played Keyboards on “The King” (Bruce Lietzke 2003)
    Currently in: Sinister Footwear

    Warwick Durnian
    Played bass at the first-ever Golf Harris gig and lent his guitar for the recording of Misanthropy For Beginners (1997). Co-wrote "I've Been Down" on ...The Ifs and Buts That Changed The World (2000) and "Not The Only One" (Bruce Lietzke 2003). Now lives in Newcastle.
    Previously in: The Hirundu, Benfica, Gash

    Chris Hulme
    Played drums on The Present, Tense(1999)and ...The Ifs and Buts That Changed The World (2000).Current whereabouts unknown.

    Gary Marsden
    Played keyboards on The Present, Tense (1999) and ...The Ifs And Buts That Changed The World (2000).Special Powers: Qualified pilot and can drink 2 full bottles of Baileys every Christmas day. Runs Jellies nightclub in Blackpool.
    Previously in: Shirley Bassey

    Leanne Hobbs
    Played Flute on “Paper Case” (The Present, Tense 1999).


    Neil Allison
    Played Bass on "5 year plan"(. . . The Ifs And Buts That Changed The World 2000), co-wrote "Disappearing Now" and "Biggest Fan" (Misanthropy For Beginners 1997) Previously in: Cosmonaut.Quote: "Can't cook, will cook". Sorry girls- he's married!

    Heidi Brookes
    Played Clarinet on “What’ll They Say” (The Present, Tense 1999).

    Heidi Mayberry
    Colouring outside the lines, backing vocals and penny whistle on "For you" (Misanthropy For Beginners 1997), backing vocals on "W.S.S.S." (...The Ifs and Buts That Changed The World 2000)

    Chris Thompson
    Played bass on The Present, Tense (1999).
    Previously in: Dirk, Splendid Bitch Fiddle, Chang
    Now plays in The Sound of the SuperString

    Photoshop Art:: Ferrari Moon

    Model: Ferrari Moon
    Photoshopped by John Crewdson

    The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

    http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/about/
    "The only thing growing faster than the number of blogs on the internet is the number of blogs quoting Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics. At this rate, we’ll have a Half Man Half Biscuit lyrical event horizon about 2032 where nothing else is ever published.
    Trouble is, like darts in soap operas, most of them are so wrong. So with too much time on my hands, obviously, I’m trying to rectify the situation, and not only build a complete set of lyrics, but actually get them right (with a lot of help from your comments and corrections). It may take years. Should you have already transcribed any lyrics yourself, and want to contribute them, please email me and contribute to the cause! If you’d like a link back to anything, let me know. Otherwise, I’m adding them in a fairly whimsical order."

    The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

    http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/about/

    "The only thing growing faster than the number of blogs on the internet is the number of blogs quoting Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics. At this rate, we’ll have a Half Man Half Biscuit lyrical event horizon about 2032 where nothing else is ever published.

    Trouble is, like darts in soap operas, most of them are so wrong. So with too much time on my hands, obviously, I’m trying to rectify the situation, and not only build a complete set of lyrics, but actually get them right (with a lot of help from your comments and corrections). It may take years. Should you have already transcribed any lyrics yourself, and want to contribute them, please email me and contribute to the cause! If you’d like a link back to anything, let me know. Otherwise, I’m adding them in a fairly whimsical order."

    Drive through beer sales

    http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080428/NEWS05/804280314/1001/NEWS

    and on the weekends its open til 3 am. Who would ever thought that beer + cars = a good thing. Oh yes, that's right, Americans..............

    the band

    ah - the new band is called the howling sons. you can check out some of our rock on the webpage
    http://www.myspace.com/thehowlingsons

    Lucky Star

    Remember this? It's that Michael Mann 'trailer' for a film that never was starring Benicio Del Toro that was actually an advert - would have been a great film but rubbish advert as nobody remembers what it was for. Clue - look at the car he's driving...

    CSI:Ambleside - New Half Man Half Biscuit Album

    http://www.hmhb.co.uk

    The new LP is out on 28 April. The tracklisting reads thus:

    1. Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
    2. Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess
    3. Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
    4. Ode To Joyce
    5. Blue Badge Abuser
    6. Totnes Bickering Fair
    7. King Of Hi-Vis
    8. Lord Hereford's Knob
    9. On The 'Roids
    10. Petty Sessions
    11. Little In The Way Of Sunshine
    12. Give Us Bubblewrap
    13. National Shite Day

    Tailer Park Boys

    Canada's funniest TV show 'Trailer Park Boys' has been around for a while now but has never really got the UK exposure it deserves, having only been shown on the Paramount channel; so hunt it down on DVD as soon as you can. - Noamsayn?

    Iron Man Trailer

    Any trailer with a bit of Sabbath in has gots to gets the p&p thumbs up.

    if you think Des Moines is bad

    check out http://www.blackpoolbands.co.uk/

    Fuck me. It reminds me of the days when we went to see bands at the Tache.
    anyway, I can't really knock it too much as I'm doing very little here. Actually, I'm doing a lot. I am trying to keep my head above water. I've been doing that for, what, 10 years? Do you know the strain that puts on ones legs?
    I have a new band - again. i have good gear - again. This time, it's going to be rock songs. No bullshit. I like rock n roll the way it is thank you very much. So I am going to rehash it.

    I am also trashed right now and it's only 2:00 PM but what the fuck it is my day owf.

    hello

    i'm alive.

    The Sound of Superstring - Waste of Time Video

    Lumiere & Company - David Lynch Short

    Ghost Signs

    "Fading painted advertisements of the past, Brickads or 'Ghost Signs'."
    Parkinsons' Pills by Amy Jane Barnes

    http://brickads.blogspot.com/

    Dock Street Garage by John Crewdson

    Dock Street Garage

    Photoshop Disasters

    When Photoshop goes wrong! Hi-larious bloggutts of scoffulent p-shop mistakeries courtesy of: http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

    "In any creative endeavor, there has to be a determining process - or metric - by which rationalization can be made. In these terms the creative process is an application of aesthetic ideology onto the matrix of a constantly shifting shared culture. The determination and assessment of quality is a catharsis that constitutes the aaaaargh aaaargh oh my God! No! Keep it away from me! Aaaargh!"

    Fando y Lis (1968)


    If you ever get a chance to see this completely fucked up film from Alejandro Jodorowsky do so .


    The War Of The Worlds 1953




    Saw this again the other night for the first time in years and I'd forgotten what a great film it is.

    Mambo For Cats

    DJ Chill Collinz: "Its All Gone Prog Over There"

    1. “The Golden Age Of Piracy”
    2. Garden - Yours To Hold
    3. Zodiac- Aries
    4. Groundhogs – Eccentric Man
    5. “Under The Big Tent”
    6. Gryphon -Lament
    7. Phoenix –Pseudo Morgana
    8. “Mom! Is It Ok If We Get In The Time Machine…?”
    9. Raymond Guiot And Guuy Perdersen - Flutes Ad Libitum
    10. Stereolab- French Disco
    11. Espers – Mansfield And Cyclops
    12. Trees - The Garden Of Jane Delawney
    13. “Scott Kemp, I Sentence You To Hell”
    14. Archive- Again

      DJ Chill Collinz: "Class Pans"

      CD 1 – Spirit Raisins a.k.a. Glock Party
      1. Ping Island– The Life Aquatic
      2. Mr Blue Sky – The Delgados
      3. C'mon Chameleon– The Research
      4. Eight Steps – Electralane
      5. Wayward Song- The Earlies
      6. California – Low
      7. Do The Rope Dee Rope – Lil Waters Burning Flame
      8. Toxic - Britney Spears
      9. Breadfan – Budgie
      10. He’s A Super Star- Roy Ayers
      11. 100 Miles And Running- Nwa
      12. Push The Button –Sugar Babes
      13. Gut Feeling –Devo
      14. Penguin And The Fox –The Magistrates
      15. Its All Over Now Baby Blue –Them
      16. White Horses – Jackie Lee
      17. Across The Universe- Fiona Apple
      18. Tiger Feet- Mud
      Cd2. Not Available In The Shops/ Have A Dre Day
      1.Ca$H Money- Sinister Footwear
      2. Say Something Nothing – Sinister Footwear
      3. Bin Bags - Sinister Footwear
      4. Fire - Sinister Footwear
      5. The Art Of Dancing - Sinister Footwear
      6. Disco Monkeys - Sinister Footwear
      7. All Creatures Great And Small - Sinister Footwear
      8. Baby Soup - Sinister Footwear
      9. Keep Running – The Moogs
      10. Something Good- The Moogs
      11. So Lonely Now – Sound Of The Super String
      12. Its Just A Song About Ping Pong –Operator Please
      13. Westward Ho –Moon Dog
      14. The Day The Niggaz Took Over – Dr Dre
      15. Let Me Ride Dr- Dre
      16. ???- Prefect
      17. Plug Me In - Add N To X
      18. The Them From Shitmat – Shitmat.

      DJ Chill Collinz: "All These Bands Sound The Bloody Same"

      1. Northside – Shall We Take A Trip?
      2. Being 747 – DIY Prescriptions
      3. Belle And Sebastian – Another Sunny Day
      4. The Black Spots - Take A Sound
      5. Blue Cheer- Summer Time Blues
      6. Captain Beefheart – Kandy Korn
      7. Dizzy Rascal – Fix Up Look Sharp
      8. Francoise Hardy – Comment Te Dire Adieu
      9. Gal Costa – Tuareg
      10. Hoyt Axton- Della And The Dealer
      11. Django Reinhardt- Minor Swing
      12. Mountain- Mississippi Queen
      13. Nancy Sinatra - Sugar Town
      14. Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth
      15. Petula Clark - Have Another Dream On Me
      16. Rita Lee - Amor Branco E Preto
      17. Rita Lee – Frique Comingo
      18. Rogerio Duprat – Judy In Disguise
      19. The Divine Comedy –No One Knows
      20. The White Stripes – Blue Orchid
      21. Tom Ze- Jimmy Renda-Se
      22. Two Gallants – Steady Rollin
      23. Willie Nelson – Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain
      24. Ulysses 31 –Theme Tune

      DJ Chill Collinz: "What would Jesus Do?"

      1. Crabby Appleton – Go Back
      2. Komeda- Frolic
      3. P.F.M. – Celebration
      4. The Signals – Ain’t Comin
      5. The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band – We Are Normal
      6. Sven Libaek – Music For Eels
      7. Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy – Cursed Sleep
      8. The Trees – Lady Margaret
      9. Judy Sill – The Lamb Ran Away With The Crown
      10. Lisa Knapp – Ride Along
      11. Starless And Bible Black – The Birley Tree
      12. The Signals – Mississippi Studio V
      13. The Sheep – Let All The Redeemed Of The Lord Say So
      14. Water Into Wine Band – I Used To Be Blind (But Now I’m Just Short Sighted)
      15. Yellow Moon Band -Entangled
      16. Agitation Free – Layla Part 2
      17. Amon Düül II - Sleepwalkers Timeless Bridge
      18. Marissa Nadler- Silvia
      19. God Speed You Black Emperor – The Dead Flag Blues

      The hirundu A.K.A.....

      Sydney Lungblood
      Guess The Weight Of The Cake
      MC Nougat
      MC Rape Hat
      Mo Leicester
      Anger Cape
      MC Ba (hons)

      Sinister Footwear Baby Soup (Uncensored) Video

      The Feeble Dead Trailer

      the hirundu gauze video slideshow

      The hirundu Blind God Video

      The Hirundu I Know The Sun Video

      The hirundu Mos Geoff Video

      The hirundu Dead As Snow Video

      The hirundu Nancy Video

      The hirundu Felt Video

      The hirundu Keegan Video

      The hirundu Pint Video

      The hirundu 'Nice One' Video

      The Hirundu Movie part 1