Book Review: Get It Off With Jono Coleman

Is this some sort of fucking joke? Do my fucking eyes deceive me? Some useless fat cunt who is only famous for being both fat and a cunt, (actually to be fair he's probably famous for being a gobshite as well) does a book on slimming? Is he having a fucking laugh, Oi Coleman just coz you lose about 3 stone doesn't make you an expert on slimming it makes what you are: - a fat cunt. that's it. End of chat. Before you lost the weight you were a fat cunt, now you are a fat cunt, so what's your fucking point? The only good thing about you being fatter is maybe you were closer to death and therefore wouldn't trouble my attention with your useless fucking whining shite, however on the plus side all that exercise may kill you.

What's next from the see people? The Ethiopian guide to staying slim? Where's the fucking dignity? And while were on it why is the popidol winner, whatever her name is seen as a great role model? "oh it's great that she won as she's not a size 10" No she's fucking morbidly obese. Since when has being as fucking fat as a fucking house been something that I want my children to aspire to? Stop fucking eating pies and go out and have a fucking jog or something you're about 20 for fucks sake you'll be fucking dead by 30, yes you may be able to hold a tune at Karaoke but that's only if you haven't got a fucking pie in your fat fucking face.

Now Fuck off.

Max Cady

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